Natty Tippler Theme Song

Every dress has a song

Every song has a drink

So, I think

When I put a dress on

I then hear its song

And I find myself needing its drink

 

I am the Natty Tippler

On a quest for dress and drink

I long for Style and Spirits

And singing songs is how I think

 

Capiche?

 

So….

Next time you’re in a dress

Think of a song it would likely sing

Try singing it aloud

So the bartender knows what to bring

Because

 

Every dress has a song

Every song has a drink

So, YOU think

When YOU put a dress on

YOU then hear its song

And YOU find yourself needing its drink

 

Others may doubt the equation

Walk away and call you a loon

But they’ll soon come around

A dress will be found

And they’ll soon start singing its tune

Because

 

Every dress has a song

Every song has a drink

So, WE think

When WE put a dress on

WE then hear its song

And WE find ourselves needing its drink